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Bobby Salazar!

from F Is For Fresno by Brian Kenney Fresno

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This song was inspired by true life events, and is 100 percent true. On a side note, I have a video interview with Bobby, wherein he discusses what kind of Monster he uses in the Monster Burritos. On another side note, when we stored a community "Santa House" at his office yard and lamented how we wished it "would just disappear", he said, "You'd like that?". On yet another side note, he bought several dozen CD's for gifts at Christmas time several years ago.

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!BOBBY SALAZAR!

From the central San Joaquin valley
And a town called fresno
Came the visionary restauranteur
formed a chain of eateries
in and around the town
when a contraversial incident threatened to take him down

But he's makin killer tacos burritos and such
it's what the tower district needed
gives it that special touch
CHUPACABRA nachos, goatsucker grilled just right
BIG OL tortas, and the salsa's outta sight

So he arranged to have his pickup stolen
People do it all the time
Now I think of insurance companies when I think of criminals
Now who hasn't been guilty
Of getting carried away with greed
It's what the country's built on
And tryin to fill a need like

!BOBBY SALAZAR!

Well at least he admitted it accepted the blame
Was it courage or stupidity?
Few of us would do the same
Now is he a petty criminal
Or embattled restaurateur?
Let's leave the judging up to god
And go and have a beer at

!BOBBY SALAZAR'S!

Shredded beef and cheese quesedilla on a corn tortilla 2.95
tangy house salsa complimentary per order
tostada compuesta 3.95
combination plates with mexican rice and beans
choice of four items 6.95

student monster burrito
show your current school I.D. card
choice of 4 items 3.65

FANCY burritos 5.50
Half FANCY 4.75
Asada steak and prawn super combination 9.95
Chile verde 725
CHUPACABRA 6.66
Chimichanga 6.95

A super friendly staff
And rico tacos 4 for 2.50
So take a date and don't be late
And you'll be dinin thrifty at

!BOBBY SALAZAR'S!

don't care what the newspapers say that you are
ditched that pickup truck and got yourself a bitchin' car
makin people happy with a restaurant and a bar
I will sing your praises in the cities near and far

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from F Is For Fresno, released April 20, 2000

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Brian Kenney Fresno Fresno, California

My name is Brian Kenney Fresno, and I have this super fun solo ROCK show
where I sing modern TALES of urban legends and epics of the absurd- in a
sing along format, mostly about Fresno Ca, my home town, and everytime I say
"Fresno", everybody eats the raisins and says "WHOOO!" in a group
experience.
It's really fun!
Everybody laughs a lot!
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