We’ve updated our Terms of Use to reflect our new entity name and address. You can review the changes here.
We’ve updated our Terms of Use. You can review the changes here.
/

about

This song was recorded and mixed as "Don't Yuck My Yum", but ithat song became irrelevant in the face of a global pandemic, so I rewrote it.

lyrics

Don't cough my way
That's grounds for murder soon someday
Like farting in a crowded elevator
Or sneezing on the buffet
And dude,
You just can't go around sayin everything
That science is trying to tell us is wrong
When you got the news on your "Magic" cell phone
That people are dyin all day long
Cause it's a global pandemic
You really don't get to protest
Or frighten a tiny little virus with a gun
And all your selfishness is truly staggering
And all the damage can't be undone

That's why they're putting in a Corpse Trench
Behind Eyeglass world
Cause otherwise the death stench
Is gonna keep your nose hairs curled

Oh baby I like the way you wash your hands
With that soapy rhythmic jerking
Don't know if you know how sexy that is
But let me tell you baby it's working
How bout you gimme a little stimulus
And I'll shelter in your face
I couldn't care about the consequence of a little Coronavirus case
That mask is making you look so hot
You're such a sexy wench
I wouldn't mind being quarantined
Or piled up next to you
Piled up
Piled up with
Piled up with you

Corpse Trench, Corpse Trench, cuddle on up with me
Corpse Trench, Corpse Trench, for all eternity

These are such difficult times
These are such difficult rhymes

These times are difficult
These rhymes are difficult

These are difficult times
--------
( this list runs alongside, to the right of the 'these are such difficults ")
19
Chaotic
Conspiracy
Covid
Disaster
Contradictory
Distancing
Droplets
Faucci
Hydrochloroquorine
Inept
Isopropyl
Laboratory
Pandemic
Pathogen
Province
Quarantine
Sanitizer
Social
Temperature
Virus
Virulent
Weaponized Ignorance
Wuhan
Zoonotic

credits

from The Future Is Fresno, track released September 25, 2020
Brian Kenney Fresno: Warr Guitar ( bass side only), Fretless Guitar Synth.
Vocals
Ryan Kenney Poughkeepsie: Drums, Percussion, Percussion Guitar, Vocals, Attitude

license

all rights reserved

tags

about

Brian Kenney Fresno Fresno, California

My name is Brian Kenney Fresno, and I have this super fun solo ROCK show
where I sing modern TALES of urban legends and epics of the absurd- in a
sing along format, mostly about Fresno Ca, my home town, and everytime I say
"Fresno", everybody eats the raisins and says "WHOOO!" in a group
experience.
It's really fun!
Everybody laughs a lot!
... more

contact / help

Contact Brian Kenney Fresno

Streaming and
Download help

Redeem code

Report this track or account

If you like Brian Kenney Fresno, you may also like: