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This song....It's about everything Google.
Dec 12th 2012, Google really did refuse to search for internet porn.
Google it.
Also, be sure to google search " indulgent guitar solo".
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lyrics

Where ya gonna go?
When ya really gotta know
The minutest little detail, let the information flow
It's the king of the companies of the Silicon World
On a mission of conquest banner ads are unfurled

( Gut Doctors in Fresno dot dot dot )

It's a no warrant bit torrent probing of your privacy
Pushing the parameters of expanding technology
Searching for the soul at the center of science-ology
Computer culture causing the complacence of society

Long gone are the days when you had to wonder about anything
When just one place has got the answer to everything
Always awaiting you, never berating you
Friend, confidant, sometime secret lover

Well I don't know where you came from
Or how you ever got off the ground
It's like you suddenly just existed the most powerful around
Who knew I needed an engine to facilitate my search?
Now the Google has landed on its singular lofty perch with the

Google Maps, Google Earth, Google images
Google Mail, Google Forms, Google Docs,
Google it
Google Sheets Google slides, Google Calendar
Google Chrome, Google Plus, Google Play
Google it, Google it
Google Search, Google Hangouts, Google Drive
Google it
Google Wallet, Google Translate, Google Book
Google it Google it
Google Mars, Google Moon, Google Sky
Google it
Google Picasa, Google YouTube, Google TV Remote!

December Twelfth, Twenty Twelve
Well, you made me feel so sad
When you refused to search for internet porn
When I really needed it bad
It's how we met, it's why I ever needed you
Just admit it, my horniness completed you
If it's about morality, gimme a break
It's why they invented the internet, for Christ's sake

Its like when you fall in love with some band
Cause you really live that one song
With the Mexican menu part in the middle
When everyone sang along
But they learn a buncha new songs
And your favorite gets left behind
Like that; to my favorite search words, now you pretend you're blind?
To my brotherhood of perverts you were so unkind
Since the beginning of time mankind has been using internet pornography to unwind

Well, I'd love for you to have a car that drove itself
So you wouldn't be all crashing into me
Artificial's way better than no intelligence
Driving around, that's what I see..
Everyone having such major, major problems
With the analog acoustic kind

Well on one hand, you've got an unblinking eye
The other lane you've got some drunk obnoxious guy
Who's eatin a pizza and watching a movie already as he's
Rockin down the highway
Well, I would rather be in the back seat bonging
Taking a nap, or practicing some songing
Than attempting to tame the tedious traffic just tryin to
Get where we're belonging

I guess before we just sorta drove around
Feelin randomly lucky with the stuff that we found
None of our maps or cameras ever made a sound
Or told us how to get there, or what to do along the way

Oh sure, you've been wrong with the directions that you gave me
But I can't count the times I've looked for you to save me
But now tethered to you keen precision, seems like something's lost....
Life's not such an adventure when you know the cost of everything
And the value of nothing
Studied YouTube videos for the stylistic way you sing
Ancient human tossed aside for a bot algorithm
Timeless priorities shot into uncharted terraschism
Now how's it gonna end?
Will the Google stay your friend?
I don't see us bucking this self enslavement trend
No, no, I'm not some sorta Luddite, or a cold hearted thug
But if I was a Google, I'd smash us all like bugs.

Right after ruining San Francisco....
With, The,


Google Maps, Google Earth, Google images
Google Mail, Google Forms, Google Docs,
Google it
Google Sheets Google slides, Google Calendar
Google Chrome, Google Plus, Google Play
Google it, Google it
Google Search, Google Hangouts, Google Drive
Google it
Google Wallet, Google Translate, Google Book
Google it Google it
Google Mars, Google Moon, Google Sky
Google it
Google Picasa, Google YouTube, Google TV Remote!

credits

from The Future Is Fresno, track released December 12, 2020
Brian Kenney Fresno: Warr guitar, violin, K Board fake trumpet solo,
samples
Diane Kenney Albuquerque: cello, administration, script supervisor, Salad Spinner
Ryan Kenney Poughkeepsie: drums, vocals , Attitude

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Brian Kenney Fresno Fresno, California

My name is Brian Kenney Fresno, and I have this super fun solo ROCK show
where I sing modern TALES of urban legends and epics of the absurd- in a
sing along format, mostly about Fresno Ca, my home town, and everytime I say
"Fresno", everybody eats the raisins and says "WHOOO!" in a group
experience.
It's really fun!
Everybody laughs a lot!
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