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Stoner Detectives

from F Is For Fresno by Brian Kenney Fresno

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Part of The Southwest trilogy. Camping at Moonflower Canyon, outside Moab Ut., My gal and I awoke to the sound of the freshly dubbed Stoner Detectives investigating what sort of animal had been raiding our camp. The night before, a fox was flushed by some late returning campers, and fled up the canyon directly through our fire circle. Stash, a longtime stagehand and lighting guy- had the wherewithal to give it a nice spotlight as it ran through . We left out a biscuit as an offering, and the next morning the lid to our mess kit was missing. The following evening we heard what sounded like the lid being rattled around in the cliff sides, by presumably a raccoon. The Mystery Of Moonflower Canyon remains unsolved.
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They're Point and Stash
The Stoner Detectives
Go looking for suspects
With a special perspective

Cause when they're at the scene of the crime
You know they're getting stoned all the time
They've lost all short term memory skills
That latest batch of Indica kills

They're turnin up clues
While smokin some pot
The same ones as last week
But then they forgot
They're Point and Stash the Stoner Detectives

Road trip to Utah
We're seein the sights
Drive in the daytime
And camping at night

Tried to feed the wild life one night
They stole our utensils once we're outta sight
A wolf!(no a reindeer!)coyote, a crow
Nabbed our cookware struck a cruel blow!

Stash says it's a fox
Point thinks it's a raccoon
We gave up the biscuit
Now give the lid back soon
They're Point and Stash the Stoner Detectives!

But when the weed ran out
They/we went runnin back to California
Where the buds and brews
Are waitin at Stash's house
It's where the liberal laws make
Marijuana fun and easy
It' only 3/2 days away if you're drivin as fast as you can

After it's rainy
The road gets all slick
Said the sexy park lady
After smokin some dick
The only two rangers for hundreds of miles
Both leavin now with some ear to ear smiles
But Point and Stash they see right through
Because they're lookin to get some of that too!

So petite sexy ranger
We're drivin on through
Don't try to scare us
Cause you wanna screw
They're Point and Stash(ya know….. see above )

And when they're tracking down a thief
The chances are they're burnin a spleef
Investigating a criminal deed
Is where you'll find them smokin some weed

Because they're turnin up clues
While smokin some pot
Same ones as last week
But then they forgot......

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from F Is For Fresno, released April 20, 2000

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Brian Kenney Fresno Fresno, California

My name is Brian Kenney Fresno, and I have this super fun solo ROCK show
where I sing modern TALES of urban legends and epics of the absurd- in a
sing along format, mostly about Fresno Ca, my home town, and everytime I say
"Fresno", everybody eats the raisins and says "WHOOO!" in a group
experience.
It's really fun!
Everybody laughs a lot! ... more

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