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Trash Day
06:34
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TRASH DAY
Well it’s so nice that we could all be here
On such a glorious occasion
When we pay our respects in such reverent ways
With special containers
On this sacred day
I see that you like to use large plastic bags
Well I prefer to use those Heavy Metal cans
That sit there kinda crooked in a lopsided kinda way
Since their bottoms got smashed from being crashed to the ground
But whatever your position
What’s always met with such grim dismay
Is that sinking feeling of disappointment
When you remember that you forgot
Trash Day-Yeah that's me
runnin down the street
Clutchin cans in both hands with some zories on my feet
It should’nt be no big surprise
It’s the same day every week
But those trash eve celebrations leave me feelin kinda weak
parties in the street
Just think of all the contacts
And the people that you’ll meet
At such a wholesome activity
Trash Day
Call your friends and wake up the neighbors
So let’s dump it all in the ocean
create such a toxic potion
that it’ll poison all of our progeny
for “about a hundred” and twenty something billion years
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Too Much Coffee
02:09
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The middle section with the sounds accompanying the recitation of activities remains sonically delicious 17 years later.. The solo in the middle was a 1st take.
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Well I drank way too much coffee
That’s what happened to me
Could you scrape me off the ceiling?
Cause I got just a little too much energy
Oh Mr. Waiter Don’t go away
Could you please bring me a double latte ¢
My patience getting kinda frayed
It’s the 15th one I’ve had today yeah!
All my nerves so sharp and keen
Kinda irritable, kinda mean
I end up makin’ such a scene
All cause I drank too much caffeine
Stayed up studying through the night
Then I stressed out to the first light
I gave my teacher such a fright
It’s plain to see, I’m a little uptight
Swillin’ Joe to such excess
Teeth-a-grindin from the stress
Why I do it it’s hard to tell
Putting myself through this kind of hell
So I cleaned the closets, mowed the lawn.
Painted the house at the crack a dawn!
Cleaned the basement, washed the dog,
Got my spices catalogued,
Washed the dishes, washed the windows,
swept the driveway, took the trash out,
Changed the cat box, cleaned the toaster,
watched some daytime television,
swept the floor, shampooed the rug, I tell you caffeine’s my kind of drug!
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The Growden
08:29
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Brian Kenney Fresno Fresno, California
My name is Brian Kenney Fresno, and I have this super fun solo ROCK show
where I sing modern TALES of urban
legends and epics of the absurd- in a
sing along format, mostly about Fresno Ca, my home town, and everytime I say
"Fresno", everybody eats the raisins and says "WHOOO!" in a group
experience.
It's really fun!
Everybody laughs a lot!
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